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AGREEMENT TO TERMS

1. You agree that this is a private instance and, with all the love in the world, you don't get an account. 

2. Any link you may follow may well contain content in which em-dashes are featured. You agree that I am not an AI agent; that em-dashes existed and were used by real, honest-to-God human people centuries before AI was even conceived of; that some human beings still use them routinely in their writing; and that the use of them doesn't actually indicate pea-turkey, Sherlock.